This plush velveteen blanket wraps sarcasm in softness. The bold pink face carries a cheeky, scripted message — a sharp little one-liner that reads like an eye-roll you can drape over your shoulders. "I Don't Have The Time or the Crayons to explain this to You" The medium heavy-weight polyester nap feels warm and velvety against bare skin, while the high-detail print pops with clear contrast. Tuck it over your knees while you sip coffee, toss it across a reading chair, or keep it on-call for those days when patience runs low. It’s for anyone who leans into humor and comfort at home — a cozy accent that speaks before you do.

Product features
- Ultra-soft velveteen surface in medium heavy-weight polyester (≈300 g/m²).
- High-detail, single-side print with vibrant color contrast.
- Durable double-needle topstitching on all seams for long-lasting use.
- Quick-drying, shape-retaining synthetic fabric (100% polyester or polyester/spandex blend).
- Safety-compliant materials meeting flammability and heavy-metal standards.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product



 
30" × 40"
50" × 60"
60" × 80"




Width, in
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50.00
60.00


Height, in
40.00
60.00
80.00