Lightweight and soft, this V-neck tee speaks with a dry smirk. A narrow, slightly distressed type spells out a short, sarcastic line across the chest — subtle, deadpan, and perfectly placed for conversation starters. The slimmer retail fit and V neckline give it a modern, layered look under jackets or worn solo. It’s breathable for long days and gentle on the skin, so the shirt becomes one you reach for when you want to be low-key witty while staying comfortable.

Product features
- Lightweight 4.2 oz cotton for breathable, all-season wear
- V-neck retail fit for a modern, slightly tailored silhouette
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Ribbed knit collar and tear-away label for comfort and easy care
- Ethically made (Fair Labor Association / WRAP Platinum) with compliant flammability standards

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat