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This classic unisex tee carries a quiet, tongue-in-cheek message with soft, subtle lettering centered on a clean white field. It feels lived-in from the first wear: breathable, medium-weight cotton that hangs with a relaxed, timeless silhouette. The shirt’s simple front graphic reads like a note passed across a classroom — playful, slightly nostalgic, and meant for someone who appreciates low-key humor rather than loud slogans. Wear it to coffee runs, casual meetups, or lazy weekends at home; it blends into everyday life while still saying something about the person wearing it: curious, wry, and unfussy.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors with a medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG and DTF printed details for crisp front, sleeve, and inner neck graphics
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® certified, made in Nicaragua with ethical cotton sourcing

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

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Width, in18.0020.0022.0024.0026.0028.0030.0032.00
Length, in28.0029.0030.0031.0032.0033.0034.0035.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in15.1016.5018.0019.5021.0022.4023.7025.00
Size tolerance, in1.501.501.501.501.501.501.501.50

T-Shirt — "I do not have the Time Or the Crayons To Explain This To You"

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