This cozy black hoodie wears its humor with quiet confidence. Bold, block lettering across the chest reads “SWEARING” with a row of censored dots beneath and the small, deadpan line “always helps!” — a little wink for anyone who leans on salty language to get through the day. The soft, medium-heavy fleece and roomy kangaroo pocket make it a go-to for slow mornings, late-night study sessions, or chilly commutes. It sits slightly relaxed without feeling sloppy, so you can throw it on for errands, social hangouts, or those evenings when you just want to be comfortable and real. Subtle and slightly sarcastic, this hoodie speaks the language of people who value honesty, dry humor, and comfort in equal measure.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fleece for warmth and softness
- Kangaroo pouch pocket to keep hands warm or stash small items
- Adjustable, double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, durable fit
- DTG/DTF-compatible blank built for quality printing and optional embroidery

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed



 
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Width, in
20.08
22.05
24.02
25.98
27.99
29.92
31.89
33.86


Length, in
27.17
27.95
29.13
29.92
31.10
31.89
33.07
33.86


Sleeve length from center back, in
33.50
34.50
35.50
36.50
37.50
38.50
39.50
40.50


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50