Soft, sturdy, and quietly funny — this tee wears like a lived-in favorite and carries a little backyard mischief on the front. The minimalist, centered lettering reads like a wry observation: I don’t have ducks, or a row, I have SQUIRRELS and they are EVERYWHERE. It sits on a medium-weight cotton canvas that holds its shape, so the message stays bold after many washes. Easy to layer, comfortable for long days outside, and subtle enough to pair with worn denim or a cozy cardigan — it’s for people who laugh at small domestic chaos and want a shirt that says so without shouting.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for durability and year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder twill tape to hold shape and prevent stretching
- DTG and DTF printed details for crisp, long-lasting lettering; tear-away label for comfort
- Ethically sourced US cotton with Oeko-Tex certification; meets EU safety standards and includes a 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat



 
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Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00


Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00


Sleeve length (from center back), in
15.10
16.50
18.00
19.50
21.00
22.40
23.70
25.00


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50