I AM NOT A PERSON YOU CAN PUT ON SPEAKERPHONE.  Introducing the perfect blend of comfort and style with our Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee. This classic tee radiates a relaxed vibe, making it an ideal choice for casual outings or cozy home days. Its durable fabric offers long-lasting wear, while the soft feel ensures you’ll stay comfortable all day long. Perfect for everyday wear, it also makes a thoughtful gift for birthdays, holidays, or simply as a treat for yourself. Whether you’re lounging with friends or out and about, this tee effortlessly complements your laid-back lifestyle. Its witty message adds a fun twist, making it relevant for social gatherings, relaxed meet-ups, or just enjoying some much-needed downtime.

Product features
- Shoulder tape for added stability and comfort.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances aesthetic appeal.
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape for a polished look.
- Crafted from high-quality cotton for a smooth, strong fabric.
- Ethically sourced materials ensure sustainability and safety compliance.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat



 
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2XL
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4XL
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Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00


Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00


Sleeve length (from center back), in
15.10
16.50
18.00
19.50
21.00
22.40
23.70
25.00


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50