Warm, lived-in comfort with a wink. This soft, midweight tee carries a crisp, cheeky message—"I'm not snarky I am selectively polite"—printed in a playful retro script that sits centered on the chest. The muted russet color and slightly flecked natural texture read like a favorite shirt from day one, while the classic crew neck and relaxed fit let it slip into everyday rotations: coffee runs, bookshop mornings, or low-key hangouts. It feels approachable and honest—made to be worn by someone who speaks plainly, laughs easily, and prefers dry humor over small talk. Durable stitching, a tear-away label, and stable shoulder tape mean it keeps its shape and comfort through repeat wears and washes.

Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium weight 180 g/m² for year-round wear
- Tubular knit, no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main design for crisp detail
- OEKO-TEX® certified, tear-away label, and ethically sourced US-grown cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat



 
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Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00


Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00


Sleeve length (from center back), in
15.10
16.50
18.00
19.50
21.00
22.40
23.70
25.00


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50