A soft, mid-weight crewneck sweatshirt that speaks with a wink. The heathered fabric and casual cut feel familiar from the first wear; embroidered or printed lettering reads, “I’m not snarky I am selectively polite,” sending a playful, slightly sassy message without shouting. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, layered for errand runs, or at low-key gatherings where a dry sense of humor lands best. The tubular knit and ribbed collar keep the silhouette tidy while double-needle stitching stands up to repeated washes. It’s the kind of staple someone reaches for when they want comfort and a clear mood-setting line.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) — soft and durable.
- Embroidered or printed placement options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and both wrists.
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and longevity.
- DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; other prints done via DTG; OEKO-TEX® certified dyes.
- Made in Nicaragua using ethically grown US cotton (Gildan 18000), adult sizes only; complies with flammability and heavy-metal standards.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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