A cozy, lived-in hoodie that reads like a wink to the chronically busy: "Probably Late For Something." Lightweight but warm, its soft heather fabric and roomy kangaroo pocket make it an easy grab for rushed mornings, chilly commutes, or lazy afternoons. The slightly slouched cut and double-lined hood give a relaxed silhouette that layers well over tees or under coats. The minimalist black text on a light heather background keeps the look understated and ironically relatable — it speaks to anyone who moves through life at their own pace, with humor and honesty. Wear it when you need a low-effort outfit that still says something about who you are: someone warm, approachable, and not afraid to laugh at the chaos.

Product features
- Soft 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and durability
- Roomy kangaroo pouch pocket to keep hands warm
- Adjustable color-matched drawstring and double-lined hood
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- DTG/DTF-compatible print methods with optional embroidery placements

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed



 
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Width, in
20.08
22.05
24.02
25.98
27.99
29.92
31.89
33.86


Length, in
27.17
27.95
29.13
29.92
31.10
31.89
33.07
33.86


Sleeve length from center back, in
33.50
34.50
35.50
36.50
37.50
38.50
39.50
40.50


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50