This plush velveteen microfiber blanket brings a wink and a warm hug to cozy nights in. Soft, dense fleece in a rich green wraps around bold white typography that reads “ME? Sarcastic? Never!” — a playful, dry-humor statement that fits right into lounges, dorm rooms, and reading nooks. Lightweight yet insulating, it drapes easily over shoulders or across laps and the stitched hem keeps the edges neat after many washes. Use it to add a splash of personality to movie nights, study sessions, or lazy weekend mornings when a little sarcasm is exactly the mood.

Product features
- 100% polyester velveteen microfiber — soft, durable, quick-drying
- Vibrant one-sided print with bright, crisp colors
- Hemmed 2" stitched edge for long-lasting durability
- Available in three sizes to fit lap, throw, or full-bed use
- Plush, fluffy texture for cozy warmth without heavy weight

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean



 
40" × 30"
60" × 50"
80" × 60"




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60.00
80.00


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60.00