Light, honest, and a little mischievous — this long sleeve tee says what you’re thinking before you even get to the door. The thicker, vintage-feel cotton drapes with a lived-in comfort while the classic fit keeps the silhouette familiar and easy to layer. Ribbed cuffs and collar hold their shape; shoulder tape keeps the back from stretching after repeated wears. The bold, hand-lettered design reads like an inside joke at the coffee shop or on the commute: worn alone on cool mornings or under a jacket for late-night plans, it’s the kind of shirt people laugh at and immediately recognize. Note the fit runs slightly smaller, so size up if you like extra room.

Product features
- Environmentally-friendly thicker vintage-feel cotton (medium weight 6.0 oz/yd²).
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for reduced waste and cleaner drape.
- Ribbed collar and cuffs with shoulder tape for shape retention and durability.
- Classic fit with sewn-in label; fiber content varies by color.
- Runs smaller than usual — consider sizing up.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron



 
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Width, in
17.99
20.00
22.01
23.98
25.98
28.00
30.00
32.00


Length, in
27.99
28.98
30.00
30.98
32.01
33.00
34.00
35.00


Sleeve length, in
25.00
25.51
25.98
26.50
27.01
27.52
28.03
28.54


Size tolerance, in
1.00
1.00
1.00
1.00
1.00
1.00
1.00
1.00