Soft, slightly vintage long-sleeve tee with a dry, witty message across the chest: “I’m not snarky I am selectively polite.” It settles into the shoulders and drapes with a lived-in weight—comfortable for slow mornings at your favorite coffee spot or conversations that start with a smirk. The black background makes the pale script pop without shouting. Wear it when you want to signal subtle humor and measured boundaries: a quiet look that does the talking for you.

Product features
- Thicker vintage-feel cotton for a substantial, lived-in drape
- Tubular knit (no side seams) reduces waste and creates a clean silhouette
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz/yd²) with classic fit; runs slightly small
- DTF/DTG friendly sewn-in label; meets EU REACH standards

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron



 
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Width, in
17.99
20.00
22.01
23.98
25.98
28.00
30.00
32.00


Length, in
27.99
28.98
30.00
30.98
32.01
33.00
34.00
35.00


Sleeve length, in
25.00
25.51
25.98
26.50
27.01
27.52
28.03
28.54


Size tolerance, in
1.00
1.00
1.00
1.00
1.00
1.00
1.00
1.00