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A soft, midweight long sleeve that carries a dry-wit message: “I’m not snarky I am selectively polite.” The vintage-feel cotton drapes comfortably over shoulders, the ribbed collar and taped seams keep the silhouette tidy through repeated wear, and the tubular knit construction gives a clean, seam-free side profile. Wear it on brisk mornings with jeans and boots or layered under a jacket for casual meetups. The understated black script on white keeps the look minimal but expressive — the kind of shirt that speaks for you without shouting. It sits slightly snugger than typical fits, so consider sizing up if you prefer extra room.

Product features
- Environmentally-friendly thicker cotton with vintage feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and less waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape
- Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz/yd²) with classic fit; runs smaller than usual
- DTF inner neck labels; sewn-in label; EU REACH compliant

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 17.99 20.00 22.01 23.98 25.98 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 27.99 28.98 30.00 30.98 32.01 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 25.00 25.51 25.98 26.50 27.01 27.52 28.03 28.54
Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00

Long Sleeve Tee — "I'm Not Snarky, I Am Selectively Polite" Funny Graphic Shirt

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