Light, honest, and a little wry — this cotton tee wears its personality on the chest. The simple, bold text reads like a private joke you can share with strangers: a gentle nudge that your household runs on its own rules. Soft heather fabric, a straight classic fit, and clean crew neckline make it a relaxed everyday layer that settles into weekends, family gatherings, and errands. It’s comfortable enough to wear all day and plain enough to let the message do the talking.
Product features
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner finish and less waste
- Medium-weight 100% cotton (solid colors) — durable, smooth, great for printing
- Twill shoulder tape and ribbed collar for shape retention and lasting fit
- Dual print methods (DTF for sleeves/neck labels, DTG elsewhere) for crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX certification for comfort and safety
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
