Soft, breathable, and built to last — this classic cotton tee carries a wry, relatable message for anyone navigating the weirdness of grown-up life. The relaxed crew-neck silhouette sits neutrally in your wardrobe while the subtle graphic on the front adds quiet personality: equal parts deadpan humor and low-key style. Wear it to slow coffee mornings, low-effort errands, or evenings when you want to laugh at the small absurdities of adulting. The fabric feels familiar from the first wear and holds shape through repeat washes, so the tee becomes a reliable go-to that still reads like you.

Material and construction are thoughtfully tuned for everyday life. The collar keeps its stretch thanks to a ribbed knit finish. Shoulder twill tape reinforces the seam so the tee keeps its form. With tubular knit construction there’s a clean, uninterrupted look down the sides and less waste. It’s comfortable, breathable, and made to sit softly against the skin while showcasing the printed design without fading or cracking.

This shirt suits someone who values comfort and understated humor. It pairs easily with jeans, joggers, or layered under an overshirt. Wear it during casual hangouts, lazy weekends, or small gatherings where the right line can start a laugh.

Product Features:

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; breathable 180 g/m² fabric for year-round wear
- Twill shoulder tape to stabilize seams and prevent stretching
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar for elasticity and long-lasting shape
- Dual printing methods (DTF for sleeves/inner label, DTG for main print) for crisp, detailed graphics

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat



 
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Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00


Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00


Sleeve length (from center back), in
15.10
16.50
18.00
19.50
21.00
22.40
23.70
25.00


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50