Soft, breathable tee that turns a wry observation about grown-up life into a casual, wearable joke. The mellow heather fabric and classic crew neckline create an easygoing silhouette you can throw on for errands, low-key hangouts, or a lazy day at home. The front text — bold, playful type with small decorative dots — reads like a private joke shared among friends who still feel young at heart. It sits comfortably as an everyday staple while giving off a relaxed, slightly sarcastic vibe that sparks smiles without shouting for attention.

Product features
- Twill shoulder tape for durability and reduced stretching
- Tubular, seamless body for a cleaner look and less waste
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and adds stretch
- Medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric blends comfort and printability (100% cotton solid colors)
- DTF prints on sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main design for crisp, detailed graphics

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat



 
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Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00


Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00


Sleeve length (from center back), in
15.10
16.50
18.00
19.50
21.00
22.40
23.70
25.00


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50