I AM THAT FRIEND YOU SHOULD NEVER SIT NEXT TO AT IMPORTANT FUNCTIONS. (black lettering) Introducing the ultimate Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt, designed for those who value comfort and style without sacrificing quality. This sweatshirt offers a cozy embrace perfect for cool evenings, casual outings, or cozy days at home. Its classic fit and clean-cut style make it a versatile addition to any wardrobe, easily pairing with jeans or joggers for a laid-back look. Ideal for friends who love to laugh at life's antics, this sweatshirt is the perfect gift for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion that calls for a bit of humor and warmth. Whether it’s for housewarming parties, casual gatherings, or just lounging around, it fits seamlessly into the lifestyle of those who appreciate comfort and wit.

Product features
- No side seams for a cleaner look and reduced waste.
- Elastic ribbed collar that retains shape.
- Ethically made from US-grown cotton with OEKO-TEX certified dyes.
- Medium-heavy fabric blend for durability and comfort.
- Available for embroidery in versatile placements.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean



 
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Width, in
20.00
22.01
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00
34.00


Length, in
27.00
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00


Sleeve length (from center back), in
33.50
34.50
35.50
36.50
37.50
38.50
39.50
40.50


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50