DEAR PANCREAS, YOU ONLY HAD ONE JOB.  Introducing our Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee, designed for ultimate comfort and style. Made from 100% cotton, this tee offers a strong, smooth fabric that's perfect for any occasion. The classic fit and crew neckline lend a timeless vibe, making it ideal for casual get-togethers or semi-formal events. It's a perfect gift for those who appreciate humor and seek to express themselves freely, especially in times of celebration or camaraderie. This shirt is perfect for holidays like Thanksgiving, themed parties, or just a casual day out, bringing a smile and laughter wherever you go. Embrace comfort and creativity with this versatile tee!

Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the back to prevent stretching.
- Side seam-free design reduces fabric waste and enhances aesthetics.
- Seamless ribbed collar retains shape and elasticity.
- Made from soft, strong cotton that's ideal for printing.
- Ethically sourced US cotton, ensuring quality and comfort.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat



 
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2XL
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4XL
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Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00


Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00


Sleeve length (from center back), in
15.10
16.50
18.00
19.50
21.00
22.40
23.70
25.00


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50