This hoodie speaks with a wry, confident voice. Centered text and small icons read “Vaccines Cause Adults,” a clever, tongue-in-cheek line for people who value science, common sense, and a little dark humor. The mid-weight 50/50 fabric drapes comfortably, the double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord add durability and subtle style, and the roomy kangaroo pocket keeps hands warm and phone stashed. Wear it to rallies, study sessions, casual nights out, or when you want to spark conversation without shouting. It sits comfortably in a wardrobe that prefers statements delivered with clarity and a smirk.

Product features
- Cozy 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and durability
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
- Large kangaroo pouch pocket to keep hands warm
- Classic fit with tear-away label for scratch-free comfort
- DTG/DTF-ready printing and optional embroidery placement

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed



 
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Width, in
20.08
22.05
24.02
25.98
27.99
29.92
31.89
33.86


Length, in
27.17
27.95
29.13
29.92
31.10
31.89
33.07
33.86


Sleeve length from center back, in
33.50
34.50
35.50
36.50
37.50
38.50
39.50
40.50


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50