Soft, roomy, and quietly bold — this hoodie carries a small, clever message front and center. The compact illustration pairs a tiny syringe and a smiling baby bottle with clean, hand-lettered text that reads “Vaccines cause adults.” It lands somewhere between wry humor and affectionate truth, the kind of piece you reach for when you want warmth and a knowing smile. The fleece-lined interior and kangaroo pocket keep you cozy on slow mornings, while the minimalist design reads as gentle and thoughtful rather than loud. Wear it layered over a tee for errands, or pulled on after late-night study sessions. It’s cozy company for parenthood, public-health-minded conversations, and anyone who likes their statements subtle and smart.

Theme/Features: Witty public-health message with a cute syringe and baby bottle illustration; small centered print; minimalist aesthetic.
Target Audience: New parents, pediatric nurses, public-health supporters, science-minded friends, people with dry/smart humor.
Occasions: Parenthood announcements, casual baby showers, clinic or community events, weekend coffee runs, study group hangouts.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and durability
- Kangaroo pouch pocket to keep hands warm
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth look
- DTG/DTF printing options; embroidery available on chest or wrists

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)



 
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2XL
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Width, in
20.08
22.05
24.02
25.98
27.99
29.92
31.89
33.86


Length, in
27.17
27.95
29.13
29.92
31.10
31.89
33.07
33.86


Sleeve length from center back, in
33.50
34.50
35.50
36.50
37.50
38.50
39.50
40.50


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50



 
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed