Light, candid, and a little self-aware — this tee speaks for the thinker who laughs at their own mental loop. The soft, midweight knit sits comfortably at the shoulder and chest while the playful, bold lettering does the talking. Wear it on quiet mornings with coffee or layered under a jacket when you’d rather let the shirt do the small talk. The understated heather keeps the vibe casual; the clean crew neck and relaxed fit make it easy to move through a crowded café, a study session, or a low-key hang with friends. It’s for anyone who appreciates humor that’s equal parts relatable and honest.

Product features
- Twill shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching
- Tubular, seamless body reduces fabric waste and creates a smooth drape
- Ribbed, seam-free collar retains shape and adds stretch
- Medium-weight 180 g/m² cotton blend for durability and year-round wear
- DTG and DTF printing for crisp, detailed graphics with tear-away comfort

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat



 
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Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00


Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00


Sleeve length (from center back), in
15.10
16.50
18.00
19.50
21.00
22.40
23.70
25.00


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50