A soft, slightly heathered tee that speaks in morning sarcasm. The light gray shirt carries a small, center-chest print that reads with dry humor — “OH WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS? / I mean good morning!” — giving off that half-asleep, fully amused energy. Wear it on slow coffee runs, bleary commutes, or when greeting coworkers after a long night. The classic crew neck and relaxed fit let the message take the lead without shouting. It layers easily under jackets and flannels, or stands alone with jeans for an honest, low-key look. Ethically sourced cotton and dependable printing keep the graphic crisp and comfortable wash after wash, so the joke stays readable and the shirt stays soft.

Theme/Features: Wry morning humor; small centered chest print; light heather texture; crisp DTF/DTG printing.

Target Audience: People with dry/sarcastic humor, shift workers, parents of young kids, coffee lovers, office workers with a dark sense of humor.

Occasions: Casual mornings, coffee runs, back-to-work days, lazy weekends, low-key social meetups.

Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric for year-round comfort and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing methods (DTF for sleeves/labels, DTG for main art) for crisp, detailed text
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® certified, ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat



 
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Width, in
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Length, in
28.00
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Sleeve length (from center back), in
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25.00


Size tolerance, in
1.50
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1.50