'Who Left the Bag of Idiots Open? Seriously They Are Everywhere'
This cozy hoodie carries a wry sense of humor and the quiet comfort of a favorite go-to layer. The bold white lettering on black creates high-contrast readability that feels casual and unapologetic. Slip it on for slow mornings, late-night runs to the store, or hangouts with friends who appreciate dry, sarcastic one-liners. The roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood add warmth and tuck-friendly practicality while the soft medium-heavy cotton/poly blend keeps the fit relaxed and easy to move in. Wear it when you want your mood — a little tired, a little amused — to do the talking.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and softness
- Tubular knit without side seams for a cleaner, more durable finish
- Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood for lasting style and fit
- Large kangaroo pouch pocket and classic relaxed fit for comfort and utility
- DTF and DTG print options with available embroidery placements (chest or wrists)

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed