This relaxed crew-neck tee reads like a wink and a shrug — lighthearted, cheeky, and quietly confident. The front text says “I don’t know how to ACT MY AGE I have never been this age before,” printed in crisp white on a warm russet fabric. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to laugh at yourself, start a conversation, or show that age is just another detail in a life still being lived with curiosity. The soft, midweight cotton holds print detail well and keeps its shape through wear. Wear it to casual meetups, low-key celebrations, or lazy weekends when you want your sense of humor to do the talking.
Product features
- Twill shoulder tape for stable seams and less stretching
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with high elasticity to retain shape
- Midweight 100% cotton fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) that prints crisply and wears comfortably
- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX certified cotton for scratch-free, quality wear
Care instructions
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
