'Who Left the Bag of Idiots Open? Seriously They Are Everywhere'
This cozy hooded sweatshirt carries a sharp, playful voice—clean white fleece with bold, hand-lettered text across the chest that reads: “Who left the bag of idiots open? Seriously… they are everywhere.” It’s soft against the skin, gently weighted for chilly mornings, and built to become your go-to for errands, late-night walks, or low-key hangouts. The roomy kangaroo pocket and adjustable drawcord hood add everyday usefulness, while the tubular knit and tear-away label keep comfort uninterrupted. Wear it when you want to make people laugh without trying too hard, or slip it on for a quiet, warm statement that fits right into a casual, witty wardrobe.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for soft warmth and durability
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood with roomy kangaroo pocket
- DTF and DTG printing on garment; embroidery available on chest and wrists
- Classic fit with tear-away label for scratch-free comfort

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed



 
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Width, in
20.08
22.05
24.02
25.98
27.99
29.92
31.89
33.86


Length, in
27.17
27.95
29.13
29.92
31.10
31.89
33.07
33.86


Sleeve length from center back, in
33.50
34.50
35.50
36.50
37.50
38.50
39.50
40.50


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50