A soft, classic tee that speaks with quiet humor. The light heather fabric carries a bold, centered typographic message about keeping a straight face: “Controlling my tongue is no problem. It is my facial expressions that need work.” It’s the kind of shirt that starts conversations without shouting — casual, honest, and a little bit witty. Wear it to low-key hangouts, coffee runs, or days when you want your shirt to do the talking while you practice poker-faced composure. The breathable 100% cotton body and crew neck feel familiar and comfortable all day, while the tear-away label keeps the back of your neck irritation-free. Ethically produced and OEKO-TEX® certified, this tee blends easywear reliability with a touch of personality.

Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (180 g/m²) for durable, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck labels and DTG for main design for crisp, detailed text
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, and ethically produced in Nicaragua

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat



 
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Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00


Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00


Sleeve length (from center back), in
15.10
16.50
18.00
19.50
21.00
22.40
23.70
25.00


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50