"I don't know how to ACT MY AGE I have never been this age before."A soft, reliable tee that speaks with a wink. Lightweight and breathable, this classic crewneck carries a cheeky typographic design that reads like a small, knowing laugh at the chest. It sits easily in everyday routines — layered under a cardigan on cool mornings, paired with jeans for errands, or worn at laid-back family gatherings. The fit is relaxed but neat, the collar keeps its shape, and the fabric prints hold crisp lines so the message stays clear wash after wash. For folks who appreciate humor without shouting, this shirt feels familiar, comfortable, and quietly playful.

Product features
- 100% cotton body (solid colors) with medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a smooth look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder twill tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Direct-to-Garment and Direct-to-Film printing for crisp, detailed front and sleeve/neck prints
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton and 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat



 
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Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00


Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00


Sleeve length (from center back), in
15.10
16.50
18.00
19.50
21.00
22.40
23.70
25.00


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50