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Width, in
17.99
20.00
22.01
23.98
25.98
28.00
30.00
32.00


Length, in
27.99
28.98
30.00
30.98
32.01
33.00
34.00
35.00


Sleeve length, in
25.00
25.51
25.98
26.50
27.01
27.52
28.03
28.54


Size tolerance, in
1.00
1.00
1.00
1.00
1.00
1.00
1.00
1.00



 "Do you really want a person who can't pronounce Acetaminophen to have access to nuclear weapons??" This long-sleeve tee carries a sharp, ironic voice—printed with a bold question that sparks conversation and reflection. The heavyweight vintage-feel cotton sits like armor: comfortable, understated, and built to last. Wear it when you want to make a dry, pointed statement while staying warm on late walks, at protests, or during chilly meetups with fellow skeptics. The dark, muted print keeps the mood deliberately serious, while the roomy classic cut layers easily under a jacket or over a hoodie for colder days. It’s for people who favor wit over slogans and prefer clothing that does the thinking for them.

Product features
- Thicker vintage-feel cotton for durable warmth
- Tubular (no side seams) construction to reduce fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz/yd²) with classic fit
- Runs smaller than usual — consider sizing up

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron