DO YOU REALLY WANT A PERSON WHO CAN'T PRONOUNCE ACETAMINOPHEN TO HAVE ACCESS TO NUCLEAR WEAPONS? (Design #1, black lettering) Introducing the perfect blend of comfort and style with our Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee. Crafted for those who appreciate a relaxed fit, this tee elevates casual wear to new heights. The fun and cheeky design brings a playful vibe that's sure to spark conversations and smiles, making it an ideal choice for social gatherings, casual outings, or just lounging at home. It's relevant for anyone who enjoys humor and wants to express their personality, making it a great gift for friends or a treat for yourself. Perfect for holidays, birthdays, or celebrations where joy and laughter take center stage. Whether dressed up or down, this shirt fits seamlessly into any wardrobe and moment, radiating a laid-back yet stylish atmosphere.
Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams for durability.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances appeal.
- Highly elastic ribbed knit collar retains shape.
- Made with strong, smooth fabric optimized for printing.
- Ethically produced with 100% US-grown cotton.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |