This velveteen plush blanket wraps you in cozy humor and bold personality. Soft, medium-weight polyester holds bright, high-detail print on one side while the back stays plush and comforting. The design’s cheeky warning—“Danger: My Mouth Operates Faster Than My Brain”—reads like a wink from a friend who speaks their mind. It’s the kind of throw you drape over a couch or shoulders during evening chats, movie nights, or when you need a little extra warmth and attitude. Durable double-stitched edges keep it feeling fresh through regular use. Meets safety and material standards so you can relax in comfort and confidence.

Product features
- 100% polyester or 83% polyester / 17% spandex options
- Medium heavy-weight plush (≈300 g/m²) for extra softness
- High-detail, vibrant one-sided printing
- Double-needle topstitching on all seams for durability
- Meets flammability and material compliance standards

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product



 
30" × 40"
50" × 60"
60" × 80"




Width, in
30.00
50.00
60.00


Height, in
40.00
60.00
80.00