Bright, bold, and a little bit sassy — this plush velveteen blanket wraps you in softness while making your personality loud and clear. The vivid, high-detail print reads “Danger: My Mouth Operates Faster Than My Brain,” set against a striking orange backdrop that refuses to be ignored. Medium heavy-weight and velvety to the touch, the blanket drapes easily across a couch, folds into a travel companion for road trips, or tucks around shoulders during late-night chats. It’s built to last with reinforced double-needle stitching and fast-drying polyester, so the color and feel stay vivid wash after wash. Use it to add a splash of humor to a living room, to spark conversation at casual gatherings, or to keep close during solo movie nights when you want equal parts comfort and personality.

Product features
- Plush velveteen surface with vibrant, high-detail one-sided print
- Medium heavy-weight fabric (approx. 300 g/m²) for cozy warmth
- Durable double-needle topstitching on all seams
- 100% polyester (or 83% polyester/17% spandex option), quick-drying
- Safety compliant: meets flammability and toxic substance requirements

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product



 
30" × 40"
50" × 60"
60" × 80"




Width, in
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50.00
60.00


Height, in
40.00
60.00
80.00