This cozy crewneck carries a quiet kind of wit. Soft, mid-weight fleece hugs your shoulders while the bold, cheeky type on the front announces a dry sense of humor: “I’m not snarky I am selectively polite.” Wear it on slow mornings, after long commutes, or when you need a low-key way to signal boundaries without saying a word. The clean white backdrop and minimal design keep things versatile — pair with joggers, jeans, or layered under a jacket for cool-weather runs, study sessions, or casual meetups. Thoughtful details like a ribbed collar, reinforced stitching, and a tear-away label keep comfort front and center, while ethical cotton sourcing and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes mean you’re choosing something made with care.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and durability (8.0 oz/yd²).
- Embroidery option available at left, center, large center chest, and wrists.
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching.
- DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; DTG used for other prints.
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; tear-away comfort label.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean



 
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Width, in
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34.00


Length, in
27.00
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Sleeve length (from center back), in
33.50
34.50
35.50
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Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
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1.50