AT THIS AGE MY BODY IS A PINATA OF IBUPROFEN AND SARCASM Humor Heavy Cotton Tee. Introducing this cozy and humorous Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee that perfectly blends comfort with personality. Its vibrant design features a playful statement about aging, ideal for anyone who appreciates a good laugh and embraces their journey with confidence. This tee is perfect for casual outings, gatherings with friends, or simply lounging at home while delivering a light-hearted vibe. It's a great gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because—making your loved ones smile on occasions like Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or an upcoming celebration. This shirt provides a stylish yet relaxed fit, making it versatile for both everyday wear and special events.

Product features
- Shoulder tape for added stability and comfort
- Seamless design to reduce waste and enhance appearance
- Ribbed collar retains shape and complements the design
- Crafted from durable fabric suitable for vivid printing
- Ethically sourced cotton emphasizing quality and sustainability

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat



 
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Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00


Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00


Sleeve length (from center back), in
15.10
16.50
18.00
19.50
21.00
22.40
23.70
25.00


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50