Plush Blanket — "At my age I do not care about having a six pack... I have wine and margaritas" Wrap yourself in something soft and wry. This velveteen plush blanket brings cozy weight and a cheeky sense of humor to quiet evenings on the couch. The velvety surface holds a crisp, vibrant print of playful cocktail art and a tongue-in-cheek line about trading abs for aperitifs — it reads like a little inside joke you’ll reach for after a long day. The medium-heavy fabric drapes warmly over your lap, folds neatly across an armchair, and keeps its shape through regular use. It’s the kind of blanket you pull over your knees with a glass in hand, a movie queued, and friends who appreciate a good laugh nearby.

Product features
- 100% polyester (or 83% polyester/17% spandex option) for soft, durable feel
- Medium-heavy weight (≈300 g/m²) that drapes warmly
- High-detail, vibrant one-sided print on velveteen surface
- Double-needle topstitching on all seams for reinforced durability
- Compliant with flammability and material safety standards; intended for adult use

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product



 
30" × 40"
50" × 60"
60" × 80"




Width, in
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50.00
60.00


Height, in
40.00
60.00
80.00